I am one of the greatest thieves in the world. For years, I’ve been quietly taking things and calling them mine. I’ve been constantly finding more and more ways to steal tons and tons. And the thing that makes me one of the greatest? I haven’t been caught. Nor I never will; at least in this life. For there is a million like me, and a million more in the near future that’ll be just like me. And my lifestyle of thievery will live on until the end of humankind. Because what I have finally found to be the greatest way to steal - is a world-wide accepted custom on getting more movies and music on my computer, on my iPod, and on my burned DVD discs.
